SimpleBeacon
AI Slop Cop — 60+ Analyzer Engines
Catch AI slop before it ships. Pay per scan as you grow.
Free for solo devs (100 scans/mo). $49 for startups. $149 for growth teams. Custom for Enterprise. No credit card to start.
🔒 Zero source-code upload — scans run locally in your IDE or browser sandbox. How it works
Traditional compliance audits cost $5,000–$15,000 and take 2–3 weeks.
SimpleBeacon delivers board-ready documentation in under 5 minutes.
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AI Slop Cop for VS Code
38 analyzer engines detect placeholder debris, markdown fences, and hardcoded metrics in real-time. Install free, unlock Pro rules with a license token.
For solo devs and open-source projects. Test locally before you buy.
Up to 100 local scans / month
Up to 50 files per scan
Gate scan: credentials + AI patterns
AI Slop Cop: placeholder debris detection
CLI + VS Code extension
Text output only
🔒 No credit card required
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Small teams pushing code daily. Scales with your CI pipeline.
Up to 2,500 pipeline scans / month
Unlimited files per scanAll findings shownQuality score visibleCustom scanner toggles (config-as-code)
GitHub Action + CI gate
Export reports (JSON, Markdown)
Priority email support
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Scaling engineering teams with custom needs. Full configuration control.
Up to 10,000 pipeline scans / month
Everything in Startup URL allowlist (no false positives on internal APIs)
EU AI Act compliance rules
Advanced JSON export with actionable summary
Priority support + Slack channel
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Board-ready compliance. Unlimited scans, custom rules, and dedicated support.
Unlimited scansEverything in Growth 60+ analyzer engines (full suite)Team management (5+ seats)
SSO / SAML authentication
Custom rule development
Self-hosted / air-gapped option
Dedicated support channel + SLA
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AI Slop Cop — VS Code Extension
Real-time AI slop detection inside your IDE. 38 analyzer engines catch placeholder debris, markdown fences, and hardcoded metrics as you type.
24 real-time rules. Catch placeholders, markdown fences, stubs, and empty catch blocks as you type.
24 AI residue rules (real-time)
50 files per workspace scan
Gate status bar indicator
Local only — zero network calls
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38 total analyzer engines. Unlock security, quality, and debug-artifact detection.
38 analyzer engines (24 free + 14 Pro)Credential leak detection
Mock-path & fixture leak detection
Debug artifact cleanup hints
JSON / Markdown export
Unlimited workspace scans
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54 total IDE rules (38 + 16 Enterprise). AI SDK governance, accessibility, i18n, test coverage, and CI gate enforcement.
54 IDE rules (38 + 16 Enterprise)Team management (5+ seats)
SSO authentication
Custom rule development
Dedicated support channel + SLA
Self-hosted / air-gapped option
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All extension tiers use the same license token system. Buy once, use in VS Code + CLI + Dashboard.
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All paid tiers are self-serve via Stripe. No source code is uploaded to our servers. Contact Sales for custom enterprise contracts or NET-30 invoicing.
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Self-Hosting
Run SimpleBeacon entirely on-premise. Air-gapped. No network calls. Docker image + offline license token included with Enterprise tier.
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Zero Upload Architecture
Source code never leaves your machine. Scans run locally. Browser sandbox wipes memory on tab close. CLI works offline.
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Audit-Grade Evidence
SHA-256 integrity verification on every scan. Tamper-evident JSON exports. Cryptographic license tokens. Auditor-friendly.
FAQ
Is my source code uploaded to your servers? No. SimpleBeacon runs entirely offline on your machine. The browser sandbox version executes in your browser's memory and is wiped when you close the tab. The CLI version never makes network requests unless you explicitly pass --upload.
What happens after I purchase a certificate? You receive a license token via email. Paste it into the certificate upload page, run your scan, and download the board-ready ZIP package with PDF certificate, JSON exports, and SHA-256 integrity seal.
Do you offer refunds? Self-service tiers include a 48-hour review period. Enterprise contracts include 14 days with analyst support. See our refund policy for complete terms.
Can I use this for EU AI Act compliance? The Enterprise Compliance Suite includes EU AI Act Annex III documentation, Article 14 Human Oversight evaluation, and Article 50 transparency checks — everything a board needs for regulatory readiness. Contact Sales for custom pricing.
What payment methods do you accept? Self-service tiers accept all major credit cards via Stripe. Enterprise invoices support ACH wire transfer, purchase orders, and NET-30 terms.
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